You probably didn’t know I actually got a book published…by Chronicle Books no less. Yep, an actual bona fide book deal. It sold over 20,000 copies and is currently out of print. But I managed to squander a few copies away and I’ll even sign the book for you if you like. Maybe you prefer I don’t. Up to you. This has real, actual redneck sayings I accumulated by writing down what my relatives say and by collecting them online at my website. Some pretty funny and even insightful stuff here. Price includes shipping!